Alright... let's be honest, this bitch is just looking (searching, hoping, grasping at straws) for a record deal. I mean, no woman whose headshot has her posing in a CBGB's tank with a cat can really think she'd score a guy, right? Gah. Whatever, she sat in Dallas and figured out her publicity stunt and now me and 23,000+ other suckers are watching her act it out.
At least I'm feeling better about myself today. I never wrote a song about marriage and uploaded it to YouTube. So, thanks for the boost of self-esteem, Lisa.